Song Line Remixes

[Kung pao Lynx]

What's the best song remixes u can think of or find?

Remember The Name-Fort Minor:
Actual Line:
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Remixed:
This is ten percent patch, twenty percent? lag
Fifteen percent reasoning to call you a fag
Five percent bullshit, fifty percent rage
And a hundred percent reason not to act my age!

[Meta Karnax]

Well here's mine.

Call Me Maybe-Carly Rae Jepsen
Actual Line:
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe?

Remixed:
Hey, I just killed you, And this crazy, But here's my nut sack, So respawn, maybe?