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Post by CaptainSlayer on Sept 28, 2013 9:13:18 GMT -5
I'll be joining the Crew in just a moment. (Thank Talos for allowing you to join multiple crews).
However, I'm posting to tell you lot a little story of something rather funny that happened the other day on GTA V.
So as I'm sure some of you know at the Vanilla Unicorn (Strip Club) you can get a private dance from a stripper and if you get the like meter high enough some of them will sleep with you at their place and you can there after place "booty calls".
So, I was playing as Franklin and decided I wanted to throw a hot dog down a hallway and rang up "Sapphire" for a little fun. I picked her up in my Grove colored custom car and began hauling ass to her house.
In case you haven't noticed, when you use Franklin's ability as it ends you come out going way the hell faster than you were when you went in. My special meter ran out as I was going into a giant intersection and we wound up slamming into the front of a taxi and I was launched from my windshield as the bottom of my screen read in blood red letters "Sapphire Died".
Getting up and brushing myself off like the fucking man I am, I walked back to my car to find Sapphire dead in the passenger seat. I laughed a little bit and decided to cruise on over to Los Santos Customs to get my car patched up and to my surprise, her lifeless body remained in the car even at the customization screen.
All patched up, I rolled out of the shop and pulled out my cell phone as I pulled onto the highway. I noticed Sapphire was still in my contacts and decided to call her; The conversation went like this.
Franklin: "Aye Baby, wanna' hook up?" Sapphire: "I'm still hurtin' from last time, fuck off asshole."
... The dead stripper answered her phone.
... While she was dead in the passenger seat of my car.
EDIT: Invite Request Sent Reignzee.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Sept 28, 2013 9:05:17 GMT -5
Webmaster reporting as requested via ShoutBox.
Uploading Video of a top song in my personal headspaceofopinionandpreference.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Aug 31, 2013 13:54:06 GMT -5
Due to low attendance for the Season One finale of Grifball, we decided to simply play a matchmaking game the stats are as follows.
Most Detonations: FrequentShark - 4 Most Kills: CaptainSlayer - 15 Best Kill Combo: CaptainSlayer - Killpocalypse - 9 kills in 4.5 seconds Best Killing Spree: CaptainSlayer - Killing Frenzy - 10 kills Longest Ball Carry Time: FrequentShark - 0:48 Most Ball Carrier Kills: FrequentShark - 1 Most Ball Kills: Office - 1 Most Medals: CaptainSlayer and Office - 28 Highest Overall Points: Office - 285
We will be reviewing changes for Season Two over the next month. Look for an update!
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Aug 17, 2013 11:42:44 GMT -5
Game Five - Two Rounds - 8/17/13
~ Quote of the Game ~ ~ "Listen up Rapid, this is your destiny." ~ ~ BxA Real Deal D ~
Game Three MVP - Overall Stats JigglyJassassin
Round One - Sarge's Lab - 12 minutes - First to Five - Red Team Wins (5-0) Red Team: FrequentShark (Captain) JigglyJassassinBlue Team: BxA Real Deal D(Captain) XxE1ITExR4PIDxXMost Detonations (Scores) FrequentShark 4 DetonationsMost Kills JigglyJassassin 15Best Kill Combo JigglyJassassin Overkill4 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time FrequentShark 1 minutes and 06 seconds. (1:06)
Most Ball Carrier Kills JigglyJassassin 3 Kills
Most Ball Kills N/A 0 kills with the ball
Best Killing Spree JigglyJassassin Killing Spree 5 Kills
Most Medals JigglyJassassin 30 Medals
Highest Points Overall JigglyJassassin 235 Points
Round Two - Fissure - 12 minutes - First to Five - Blue Team Wins (5-0) [/i][/i] Red Team: XxE1ITExR4PIDxX (Captain) FrequentShark
Blue Team: JigglyJassassin(Captain) BxA Real Deal D
Most Detonations (Scores) BxA Real Deal D 4 Detonations
Most Kills BxA Real Deal D 17
Best Kill Combo JigglyJassassin Overkill 4 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time FrequentShark 1 minute and 27 seconds (1:27)
Most Ball Carrier Kills JigglyJassassin 3 Kills
Most Ball Kills FrequentShark 3 kill with the ball
Best Killing Spree JigglyJassassin & BxA Real Deal D Killing Spree 5 Kills
Most Medals FrequentShark 34 Medals
Highest Points Overall BxA Real Deal D 260 Points
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Aug 4, 2013 10:17:49 GMT -5
Game Four - Two Rounds - 8/2/13
~ Quote of the Game ~ ~ "I got three comeback medals, that's good right?." ~ ~ DARKSTAR o72 ~
Game Three MVP - Overall Stats TheOffice1808
Round One - Sarge's Lab - 12 minutes - First to Five - Blue Team Wins (5-0) Red Team: xFireviperx (Captain) FrequentSharkDARKSTAR o72Blue Team: TheOffice1808(Captain) PANCAKEMUFFINCaptainSlayerMost Detonations (Scores) CaptainSlayer 3 DetonationsMost Kills TheOffice1808 47Best Kill Combo PANCAKEMUFFIN Killtastrophy8 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time FrequentShark 2 minutes and 08 seconds. (2:08)
Most Ball Carrier Kills CaptainSlayer, TheOffice1808, FrequentShark 3 Kills
Most Ball Kills Captainslayer, DARKSTAR o72 2 kills with the ball
Best Killing Spree TheOffice1808 Killing Frenzy 10 Kills
Most Medals TheOffice1808 76 Medals
Highest Points Overall TheOffice1808 630 Points
Round Two - ORL 'S' Arena - 12 minutes - First to Five - Blue Team Wins (5-0) [/i][/i] Red Team: DARKSTAR o72 (Captain) TheOffice1808 FrequentShark
Blue Team: PANCAKEMUFFIN(Captain) CaptainSlayer FrequentShark
Most Detonations (Scores) PANCAKEMUFFIN, CaptainSlayer, TheOffice1808, FrequentShark 2 Detonations
Most Kills TheOffice1808 35
Best Kill Combo PANCAKEMUFFIN Overkill 4 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time PANCAKEMUFFIN 1 minute and 56 seconds (1:56)
Most Ball Carrier Kills FrequentShark 5 Kills
Most Ball Kills TheOffice1808 6 kill with the ball
Best Killing Spree FrequentShark (x2) Killing Spree 5 Kills
Most Medals TheOffice1808 61 Medals
Highest Points Overall TheOffice1808 540 Points
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 28, 2013 10:16:28 GMT -5
Game Three - Two Rounds - 7/26/13
~ Quote of the Game ~ ~ "1600 Microsoft Points to the guy who doesn't die", "Yeah, I'll chip in on that." ~ ~ xFireviperx and CaptainSlayer ~
Game Three MVP - Overall Stats PANCAKEMUFFIN
Round One - Fissure - 12 minutes - First to Five - Blue Team Wins (5-0) Red Team: PANCAKEMUFFIN (Captain) I KC KONGO IArmada223Blue Team: xFireviperx(Captain) FrequentSharkCaptainSlayerMost Detonations (Scores) FrequentShark 3 DetonationsMost Kills CaptainSlayer 55Best Kill Combo CaptainSlayer Killtrocity6 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time PANCAKEMUFFIN 3 minutes and 40 seconds. (3:40)
Most Ball Carrier Kills FrequentShark 6 Kills
Most Ball Kills PANCAKEMUFFIN 8 kills with the ball
Best Killing Spree PANCAKEMUFFIN & CaptainSlayer Killing Spree 5 Kills
Most Medals CaptainSlayer 109 Medals
Highest Points Overall CaptainSlayer 880 Points
Round Two - Fissure - 12 minutes - First to Five - Blue Team Wins (5-0) [/i][/i] Red Team: Armada223 (Captain) xFireviperxI KC KONGO IBlue Team: Captainslayer(Captain) PANCAKEMUFFINFrequentSharkMost Detonations (Scores) PANCAKEMUFFIN 3 DetonationsMost Kills CaptainSlayer 17Best Kill Combo PANCAKEMUFFIN Killionaire10 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time PANCAKEMUFFIN 0 minute and 45 seconds (0:45)
Most Ball Carrier Kills xFireviperx 2 Kills
Most Ball Kills PANCAKEMUFFIN 1 kill with the ball
Best Killing Spree PANCAKEMUFFIN Killing Frenzy 10 Kills
Most Medals PANCAKEMUFFIN 36 Medals
Highest Points Overall PANCAKEMUFFIN 385 Points
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 21, 2013 17:44:41 GMT -5
Here is my channel: CaptainSlayerLIVEAnd here are three of my favorites. A funny bug in Gears 3.
xReignz and myself on Forza Horizon.
Instant Karma for tea-bagging.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 21, 2013 9:29:14 GMT -5
Quite possibly my favorite video at the moment.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? TERMINATOR N' SHIT!?"
"Oh, shit that's hella' fake I'm outta' here!"
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 19, 2013 21:23:55 GMT -5
Game Two - Two Rounds - 7/19/13
~ Quote of the Game ~ ~ "I'll take Office!" ~ ~ eTs MONST3R ~
~ "Nu-uh, I don't want nothing to do with that." ~ ~ Samplicityxx ~
Game Two MVP - Overall Stats TheOffice1808
Round One - Outlaw S. Arena - 12 minutes - First to Five - Red Team Wins (5-2) Red Team: FrequentShark (Captain) CaptainSlayereTs MONST3RxFireviperxBlue Team: DARKSTAR o72(Captain) TheOffice1808SamplicityxxArmada223Most Detonations (Scores) xFireviperx & FrequentShark 2 DetonationsMost Kills eTs MONST3R 27Best Kill/Death Ratio eTs MONST3R 27K/15D1.8 K/D
Best Kill Combo Armada223 Overkill 4 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time TheOffice1808 1 minutes and 25 seconds. (2:18)
Most Ball Carrier Kills FrequentShark 2 Kills
Most Ball Kills Armada223 4 kills with the ball
Best Killing Spree TheOffice1808 Killing Spree 5 Kills
Most Medals TheOffice1808 46 Medals
Highest Points Overall TheOffice1808 355 Points
Round Two - Fissure - 12 minutes - First to Five - Red Team Wins (4-3) Red Team: TheOffice1808 (Captain) CaptainSlayerDARKSTAR o72FrequentSharkBlue Team: eTs MONST3R(Captain) xFireviperxArmada223SamplicityxxMost Detonations (Scores) TheOffice1808 & FrequentShark 2 DetonationsMost Kills CaptainSlayer 65Best Kill/Death Ratio eTs MONST3R 62K/43D1.44 K/D
Best Kill Combo eTs MONST3R Killpocalypse 9 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time xFireviperx 2 minute and 24 seconds (1:07)
Most Ball Carrier Kills FrequentShark 6 Kills
Most Ball Kills TheOffice1808 4 kills with the ball
Best Killing Spree eTs MONST3R Killing Frenzy 10 Kills
Most Medals CaptainSlayer 133 Medals
Highest Points Overall CaptainSlayer 1075 Points
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 15, 2013 9:27:52 GMT -5
I'm late to the party, sure.
But I support the return of DarkLynx.
My reasoning is simple. A lot of people tend to push buttons that shouldn't be pushed. (See: TheOffice1808's original post for a detailed description).
I've been lurking on these forums for a while. Logging in and not posting anything but rather just browsing what's going on and Lynx posted some nasty stuff.
Trials of xFireviperx come to mind and he is one that has managed to grow up quite a bit and move on.
I fully support being able to tell someone who's being a dick to go fuck themselves. This is against the rules, but what they are doing in the first place is also and Eric and Reignz shouldn't have to play babysitter.
I don't race often (if ever), but when I have I've had to bite my tongue (and let it loose) multiple times on people who've come at me because they've all but just forgotten that the entire league was founded on a video game which is meant to be played for fun.
Competition is great and respect is a must. However, Defense and hitting a breaking point are two different things.
At the end of the day, we are just a bunch of gamers playing a game. It should be fun. It should be friendly to a point.
But if someone keeps poking you in the head, eventually your going to punch the right in the freaking nose.
Oh, and keep in mind, from the times I met Lynx he's been a dick to me in the past. The difference? I don't care for his opinion.
Free the lynx, Eric... free the lyyyynnnxxxxx.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 13, 2013 9:28:28 GMT -5
but XreignZ only made 2 races in Season 1 meanwhile KC KONGO made a lot more Kongo didn't race in Season 2 after the restart, so I'm the only person who has "officially" been in every season. Also he was only in two more Season 1 races than I... I'm assuming after Race Six is when the nasty split between DiY and ORL happened. I remember David and Ronnie decided to stay with the league a bit longer but then down the road and even nastier split happened with the remaining DiY members in ORL. Season One started out insanely fun with a lot of goofing off. I mean look at Race One. There was four of us. XD It was then plagued by Drama and crap. However, with that said, Eric still managed to make it work and turned it all into something pretty fucking cool. It's realllllllly weird how things played out in the ORL Saga. ><
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 12, 2013 21:00:35 GMT -5
Game One - Two Rounds - 7/12/13
~ Quote of the Game ~ ~ "I just picked the guys with the most kills" ~ ~ BxA Real Deal D ~
Game One MVP - Overall Stats CaptainSlayer
Round One - Fissure - 12 minutes - First to Five - Blue Team Wins (5-4) Red Team: xFireviperx (Captain) alphadog3300nFrequentSharkBlue Team: I KC KONGO I (Captain) BxA Real Deal DCaptainSlayerMost Detonations (Scores) CaptainSlayer & FrequentShark 3 DetonationsMost Kills CaptainSlayer 50Best Kill/Death Ratio CaptainSlayer 50K/28D1.8 K/D
Best Kill Combo CaptainSlayer & xFireviperx Killamanjaro 7 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time BxA Real Deal D 2 minutes and 18 seconds. (2:18)
Most Ball Carrier Kills xFireviperx & FrequentShark 5 Kills
Most Ball Kills CaptainSlayer & BxA Real Deal D 3 kills with the ball
Best Killing Spree CaptainSlayer Killing Frenzy 10 Kills
Most Medals CaptainSlayer 99 Medals
Highest Points Overall CaptainSlayer 840 Points
Round Two - Fissure - 12 minutes - First to Five - Blue Team Wins (5-0) Red Team: alphadog3300n (Captain) I KC KONGO IFrequentSharkBlue Team: BxA Real Deal D(Captain) xFireviperxCaptainSlayerMost Detonations (Scores) CaptainSlayer & xFireviperx 2 DetonationsMost Kills CaptainSlayer & I KC KONGO I 15Best Kill/Death Ratio CaptainSlayer 15K/12D1.25 K/D
Best Kill Combo CaptainSlayer & I KC KONGO I Overkill 4 kills in 4.5 seconds
Longest Ball Carry Time xFireviperx 1 minute and 7 seconds (1:07)
Most Ball Carrier Kills CaptainSlayer & I KC KONGO I 2 Kills
Most Ball Kills CaptainSlayer 4 kills with the ball
Best Killing Spree xFireviperx Killing Spree 5 Kills
Most Medals CaptainSlayer 35 Medals
Highest Points Overall CaptainSlayer 295 Points
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jul 10, 2013 15:31:20 GMT -5
Well, would'ja look at that?
Them DiY names are bringing back some fierce memories. By the way, I told you guys I used to be good at racing!
(Everyone else was actually just worse than me).
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jun 24, 2013 21:10:40 GMT -5
Grifball.
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Post by CaptainSlayer on Jun 9, 2013 15:50:57 GMT -5
The game looks good and I cannot wait to play another halo game that is not the main series! I will be picking this game up on the day of release. .....but who seriously has windows 8? The crickets. They are releasing a patch to add the start button back to Windows 8 since y'know, everyone hated it.
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