Post by CaptainSlayer on Mar 16, 2013 12:32:54 GMT -5
True fucking story.
Tyler (me) is walking through Wal-mart looking for Jungle Tai Codes, Not paying any damn attention to where he is going.
Glances up just as he almost runs into what he thinks is a set piece.
Tyler: "Oh god, what the fuck!" *turns to keep walking*
Cue the fucking toothpaste robot turning around and facing Tyler.
Robot: "I'm not god, Young man. You seem to be mistaken. That is a huge over assumption of myself."
Tyler runs in fear only to return once his check out has been made. Robot sees Sam and Tyler Approaching.
Robot: "Oh no. Not her again" - Robot sees Sam getting phone ready.
Robot: "Oh are you going to take a picture with me!?"
Sam motions for Tyler to take a picture with the robot.
Robot: "Oh no, not him! Oh, alright. Put your arm around me like we're buddies!"
Tyler puts arm around robot while laughing then moves to Sam once the picture is finished.
Cue the robot rolling towards the duo, arms flailing at fucking mach 5 speeds.
Robot: "Can I see my picture!? Can I?! Can I!?"
Sam laughs and shows phone to robot.
Robot: "Geez I look good. Oh wait, that's you. I got us mixed up!"
Tyler is flattered and laughs like a mother fucker. Robot proceeds to tell us his facebook and insist we add him as friends.
Sam and Tyler leave. Confused, laughing and slightly scared.
This was a legit ass robot. Didn't see anyone on a mic talking through it. Assuming it was someone in an office somewhere. Either way. Day. Fucking. Made.
Tyler (me) is walking through Wal-mart looking for Jungle Tai Codes, Not paying any damn attention to where he is going.
Glances up just as he almost runs into what he thinks is a set piece.
Tyler: "Oh god, what the fuck!" *turns to keep walking*
Cue the fucking toothpaste robot turning around and facing Tyler.
Robot: "I'm not god, Young man. You seem to be mistaken. That is a huge over assumption of myself."
Tyler runs in fear only to return once his check out has been made. Robot sees Sam and Tyler Approaching.
Robot: "Oh no. Not her again" - Robot sees Sam getting phone ready.
Robot: "Oh are you going to take a picture with me!?"
Sam motions for Tyler to take a picture with the robot.
Robot: "Oh no, not him! Oh, alright. Put your arm around me like we're buddies!"
Tyler puts arm around robot while laughing then moves to Sam once the picture is finished.
Cue the robot rolling towards the duo, arms flailing at fucking mach 5 speeds.
Robot: "Can I see my picture!? Can I?! Can I!?"
Sam laughs and shows phone to robot.
Robot: "Geez I look good. Oh wait, that's you. I got us mixed up!"
Tyler is flattered and laughs like a mother fucker. Robot proceeds to tell us his facebook and insist we add him as friends.
Sam and Tyler leave. Confused, laughing and slightly scared.
This was a legit ass robot. Didn't see anyone on a mic talking through it. Assuming it was someone in an office somewhere. Either way. Day. Fucking. Made.
